HOHOHO

The website I browse to buy all those groovy t-shirts I wear is having another one of its $10 sales.

Go check it out! And use my link, 'cause for every shirt you buy, I get 3 credits towards a new shirt of my own. And who doesn't need another sassy-sloganed t-shirt more than me?

My Great White Whale

I had to go to five different stores today to find extra large safety pins.

Either they are so very popular that the stores can't keep them on the shelves, or they are so unpopular that the fat-cats on Wall Street don't think it's necessary to tell the safety pin conglomerates to up production.

Screw you corporate America!

The Bitch is Back

Ah yes....back from my cheap-induced exile! I'm finally connected back onto the Information SuperHighway at home! No more hanging out in dirty, hooker-ridden It's a Grind coffee shop parking lots to steal wifi! I'm legit! I'm even paying for it again..well, I will be paying for it when the first bill comes. Well half of it, as Boyfriend has to pay the other half, 'cause I'm not a kept woman yet and still have to pay half the bills.

So I will be posting more frequently again. And I have ever so much to share. But why diarrhea it all over the page tonight, when I can share it over time...or at least a couple days even.

Here's the highlights and, unfortunately, low lights:

1) Found a kick-ass apartment in south Long Beach with the man with whom I plan to marry and make babies.

2) Moved into said kick-ass apartment.

3) Found out the piece of shit that was going to buy my condo did some praying and decided he shouldn't sign the loan docs. Did I mention he decided this on day 29 or a 30 day escrow. I feel bad that now the guy has to get ass cancer and die. But that's KARMA

4) Broke my favorite pair of glasses. I have to wear my back up pair until I find new ones. So instead of being a cool, alternative nerd, I'm just a nerd.

5) Walked a half marathon in less than half the time it took to walk a full marathon. Think about that....

6) Got hooked on regular soda.

7) Prayed for a guy to get ass cancer.