How Original!

FORD Yourself!

Is it 'cause I spend the majority of my t.v. watching time on the FOX channel that I've been forced to watch that damn annoying Ford commerical featuring American Idol winner Taylor Hicks 835,159 times?

Without a Trace

One of my Sims has disappeared.

I suspect foul play. He wouldn't have left his young son, Taz, home alone with all those sharp objects and grilled cheese (Taz tends to over eat.)

The last time I saw John Burb he had just been to his estranged wife's house in hopes of reconciling. She served him divorce papers.

You can't really blame her, he went off and had 3 babies with another woman. That would leave anyone urked.

If anyone has seen this man, please call the Plesantville authorities.

Dream A Little Dream

You wish for it for years and years, but you never really think it's going to happen. And then it does and all you can do is dance.

Summertime in the LBC

Come out and see some live comedy. There's no better place than Long Beach on a Saturday night.

CSI High

A high school criminology class in Florida went on a field trip to investigate a fake crime scene their teacher set up in a park. While checking out the area they came across a real dead body!

"The first thing we thought was, 'That's a real good dummy she set up,'" said a 15-year old student.

Apparently it was a homeless dude who died of natural causes. But my real disbelief is not that they found a body but that a high school has a criminology class. The only fun classes my high school offered were art and…..well art. What a jip!

Only Weiners.com

If I want this weiner dog I have to get rid of the boyfriend....I have some serious thinking to do tonight.....

Name: Shawn
Age: 1 year
Color: Blonde
Coat: Smooth
Sex: Male
Size: Mini – 11 lbs.

Shawn is a little less than 100% dachshund, but don't ever tell him that. He won't believe you. When we rescued Shawn from the shelter, we weren’t sure if he would live or die. He was so sick with pneumonia and bronchitis, that all he did was sleep day and night with brief periods of eating or going outside to potty. But all that is past now. Shawn made a full recovery and is very healthy now.

Shawn was abused in his previous home by teenage boys. (Then dumped in the shelter for biting them.) For this reason, he is very shy and dislikes/distrusts men and will not warm up to them. To his credit, however, he gets along just fine with women, and small dogs, but he needs a non-alpha female dachshund companion. He likes going for walks and likes to go for a ride in the car. He is house trained, crate trained, and dog-door savvy.

Shawn’s vaccinations are all up-to-date. He loves to play with toys, and will fetch his tennis ball as long as you can stand there and throw it over and over again for him. He is definitely a lap dog. Of course, it almost goes without saying that Shawn must sleep in the big bed with his person. He loves to be cuddled. He truly enjoys the comforts of home.

We are looking for a ladies-only household, someone who wants a small dachshund who is extremely loving and affectionate. Due to Shawn’s previous abuse, we will not place him a home with any male family members. Resident children must be female and at least 12 years old for their safety as well as his. No babies or toddlers either. We do not know if he is cat-safe.

I Think I Met This Guy in College

Sofaking HOT

Dateline Long Beach, CA: Temperatures in Leana's condo reached 300 degrees today, 'causing the young woman to spend her entire Sunday in front of a $14 Target fan.

When reached for comment, Leana said "What the fuck????"