Too Fat To Die- A Lifetime Series movie

I read this story. The guy claims he's so fat that the executioners might have trouble finding a vein for his lethal injection.

How embarrassing for this guy. I feel bad for him. I have a couple alternatives, I hope the State of Ohio reads my blog and takes one of my brilliant suggestions.

• Put him on Weight Watchers for a month.
• Put him on a treadmill 'til his heart explodes
• Cut off his head
• Gas him.
• Firing squad
• Drowning
• Pull him apart like they did to Mel Gibson in Braveheart
• Throw rocks at him
• Put him in general population