Leana's Comedy Blog Etc...

The continuing saga of a single, burgeoning stand-up comedienne/wanna-be poker ingénue/bitter corporate drone/closet hermit/hapless homeowner…living in L.A.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Filed Under: WHAT THE FUCK

There are some sick fucks in this world.

Flying is still safer than driving.

No, It's Not a Euphemism, it's a Restaurant

I'm trying to find a place to meet up with my friend Devin and his wife tomorrow night for dinner. I went on Yelp and found Tuna Town.

There's no way I would ever ask Devin to meet me at Tuna Town. I don't think I could get that sentence out with a straight face.

Plus it didn't get many good ratings.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Earthquake Territory, Bitches!

Today's earthquake was the biggest I've experienced in my 9+ years in Cali.

Usually the earthquakes are small, little shakes- more like a gentle roll then a shake really. Like your mom waking you up for school.

But today's was a bonified earthquake. Like your babysitter shaking you 'cause you won't stop crying and she's trying to watch her stories.

Not that the latter has ever happened to me.

PS: I only got two inquiries about my well being from out-of-staters. I have a feeling my family could see a report about California falling into the ocean and I wouldn't even get a text message asking "r u ok?"

I'm Gonna Make it After All!


Thursday, July 24, 2008

Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House

We have some before-and-after photos of our house. We did a TON of work. Read: I'm never painting again.

We have a lot of work to do outside, but inside, it's KICK ASS!


Living room, facing the front door- Before:
















Living room, facing the front door- After:















Dining room
, view from the kitchen- Before:















Dining room, view from the kitchen- After:















Kitchen, facing the back door- Before:


















Kitchen, facing the back door- After:
















Master bedroom- Before:
















Master bedroom- After:
















Living room fireplace- Before:
















Living room fireplace- After:















RIP

Let the Countdown Begin

So the word is out- I'm getting married....and soon, like in 99 days soon!

We have a wedding website up and running. check it out and let me know what you think!


I think I shall use this blog as a sounding board. 'Cause there's a lot of stuff going on and the best way to share is to blog about it. At least that's what my therapist says.