Two Flavors of Bride

The David's Bridal website (I'm a frequent visitor lately) has a program that allows you to 'dress' your wedding party virtually. You can try on different dresses and add accessories and what not. It's actually a pretty handy tool- I used it to give my out-of-town bridesmaids dress options.

The only problem I have with the program is that it only gives you two size options- "Missy" and "Woman." The sizes are so ridiculous.

Check it out:



I'm obviously not "Missy" but I damn sure I'm not "Woman" All the dresses that you put on the "Woman" look like giant marshmellows.

I've decided to rename the size options:

Missy is now "Mary Kate Olsen after she's been trapped on Survivor Island for a month."

Woman is now "Camryn Manheim after she's been trapped in a Sizzler for a month."

Wedding Update

Date

Location

Dress

Photographer


Cake


Invitations


Deejay...not yet

Flowers...I'm going to give someone a call next week I guess...


Marriage License...when do I have to have that done???


Ring for Ethan....shit.... I'm running out of time!

Instant Karma's Gonna Get Ya

A perfect example:

Man Hits Woman Then Fatally Crashes

A motorist fleeing after striking and injuring a woman in a crosswalk fatally barreled into a parked vehicle on a Bell street, police said Monday.

The crash occurred on Heliotrope Avenue at Randolph Street about 11:30 p.m. Sunday, said Maywood police Sgt. Scott Anderson.

The driver, a man in his mid-20s, hit a woman in a crosswalk in the 6500 block of Vinevale Avenue in Bell, about three blocks away, and was speeding away northbound when his car, a Toyota, struck a parked vehicle and rolled over, Anderson said.

The man was declared dead at the scene, Anderson said.

The woman, who is in her mid-20s, was transported to County-USC Medical Center with a broken leg or ankle, he said.

Too Fat To Die- A Lifetime Series movie

I read this story. The guy claims he's so fat that the executioners might have trouble finding a vein for his lethal injection.

How embarrassing for this guy. I feel bad for him. I have a couple alternatives, I hope the State of Ohio reads my blog and takes one of my brilliant suggestions.

• Put him on Weight Watchers for a month.
• Put him on a treadmill 'til his heart explodes
• Cut off his head
• Gas him.
• Firing squad
• Drowning
• Pull him apart like they did to Mel Gibson in Braveheart
• Throw rocks at him
• Put him in general population