Weiner Alert!
To everyone in Southern California within the sound of my Blog: get to the Kmart on Bellflower Blvd. right off the 405 as soon as you can. I repeat, get to Kmart NOW! Because now until 4 p.m. they are offering a hot dog and can of Pepsi with Lime for 50 cents!
This is not some terribly late April Fools Day joke, this is for real. I dropped by this morning to check out Jacquelyn Smith’s new summer line and saw the huge banner up out front. 50 cents! I asked the gentleman who was grilling the hot dogs if it was true; 50 cents for hot dog (bun included) and an ice cold can of Pepsi. He said it was true. I then asked what year it was; sure I had somehow been magically transported to 1950. He looked at me oddly and told me that it was indeed still 2005. I should have known because Pepsi with Lime hadn’t even been imagined 55 years ago.
Even though I was totally broke I was able to fish enough change out of my purse to get the meal. I think if I look through my sofa cushions I’ll be able to go back later to get seconds!
Hope to see you there!
This is not some terribly late April Fools Day joke, this is for real. I dropped by this morning to check out Jacquelyn Smith’s new summer line and saw the huge banner up out front. 50 cents! I asked the gentleman who was grilling the hot dogs if it was true; 50 cents for hot dog (bun included) and an ice cold can of Pepsi. He said it was true. I then asked what year it was; sure I had somehow been magically transported to 1950. He looked at me oddly and told me that it was indeed still 2005. I should have known because Pepsi with Lime hadn’t even been imagined 55 years ago.
Even though I was totally broke I was able to fish enough change out of my purse to get the meal. I think if I look through my sofa cushions I’ll be able to go back later to get seconds!
Hope to see you there!
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