Things a 30 Year-old Should Know

Leana: I don’t feel so well.

Travis: What did you have to eat today?

Leana: Cereal.

Travis: With what milk?

Leana: The milk in the fridge.

Travis: The milk that expired on the 14^th?

Leana: I didn’t want to waste it.

Travis: (silence)

Leana: It smelled ok.

Travis: *shakes head

Leana: Don’t judge me!