The Biggest Country

Fresh from the AP Wire:

'Biggest Loser' Audition Canceled

Thu Jan 26, 8:36 PM ET

Hundreds of people were turned away Thursday from an open casting call for NBC's hit weight-loss show, "The Biggest Loser," because the venue a restaurant couldn't accommodate the immense crowd.

"Today's San Diego casting call for 'The Biggest Loser' had to be canceled due to the overwhelming response from potential candidates for the show," NBC publicist Joanne Park said.

Approximately 1,500 people waited on the street to enter Dave & Buster's for the audition, police spokesman Dave Cohen said.

Arguments broke out, but no one was arrested, he said.

Messages left for the restaurant's management Thursday were not immediately returned.

This country is just a bunch of fat fucks. And these were just the people who auditioned in San Diego, mutlipy that by hundreds of cities, just in California. I'm not saying I couldn't stand to do a couple sit ups, but these people were in the 300lb range. Even I have more sense than to go on national television and say "hey I'm fat, humiliate me by yelling at me and making me work out!" Not even for $50,000.

Maybe for a million.....hmmmm.....where's the next audition?