I Owe the World a Coke

I’ve finally managed to break my website. Well, not actually break it, just bruise it a little. I was updating the Upcoming Gigs section and somehow the top part got jacked up. I blame the shoddy workmanship of Skeezy SkankHole™ for it. I really need to have my website redone anyway. I can’t add anything to it, not even new pictures. (Yes, that’s why my “Photos” section is really only one photo and yeah I know it’s false advertising to have the plural instance of the word photo. I can't change that either.

Other things I need:

• A new watch
• The key to the laundry room in my complex
• More hours in the day
• A raise at work
  
• The ringing in my ears to stop
• World peace

I’m sure you noticed I put that last one in there to keep square with the Universe.