Timber!

If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?

Here’s a better question… If a bitter, shriveled up, sexless old hag tells someone that I’m not that funny, does that mean that when I chloroform her, throw her brittle old body into the trunk of my Saturn and take her out into the forest, my bat won’t make a sound when it connects with her fat, head?

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