Reason #136,782 I am Single
After my gig last night I had a guy tell me he wanted to steal a pair of my underwear and make soup out of it.
And they say romance is dead.
Excuse me while I install another deadbolt to my front door.
And they say romance is dead.
Excuse me while I install another deadbolt to my front door.
1 Comments:
At 7:23 PM,
SeriouslyNoWay said…
You should publish the list. I'm sure I'm aware of many of the other 136,781 reasons, but a few have slipped my mind.
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