So You Say it's Your Birthday

I just realized that today is the birthday of my very first boyfriend. How is it that I can remember the name of a guy I dated when I was 15, but I can’t remember if I paid my Visa bill or where I left my cell phone this afternoon?

Why can’t I remember crap that will actually help me in the near future-like knowing the answer that will get me the green wedge-thing in Trivial Pursuit; or in the distant future-that will remind me that my bra goes on the inside of my blouse, not the other way around?

But since I remember, Happy birthday David Faaborg, wherever you are.