Lines that will turn any audience against you:
- I like sleeping with 13 year olds
- What, are you people stupid?
- I don’t have any jokes to tell, I’m just going to stand here with my thumb up my butt.
- Gosh what else do I want to talk about? Anyone have any questions?
If anyone can think of any others e-mail me and I’ll add them to the list!
1 Comments:
At 10:27 PM,
SeriouslyNoWay said…
How about "Laugh everyone! You have to laugh! I'm desperate here. Everyone laughed when Ellen/Seinfeld/SNL did it. Why won't you laugh at meeeee!
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