Lazy Public Servants

I had not one, not two, but THREE sets of junk mail in my mailbox today. While having three sets of Arby's coupons is almost an embarrassment of riches, the three Penny Savers and three pounds of ads for Albertson's, Ralph's and Von's was almost too much for one receptacle to handle.

And I know it wasn't an accident, 'cause the dude (or dude-ette, I have a day job and never see the mailPERSON) crammed two sets in, then one more set in behind it. Opening the mail today was like opening a can of peanuts from that jackass in your office who thinks the ol' spring-loaded snakes-in-a-can toy is still funny. FYI it's not.

The people I really feel sorry for are the ones who didn't get their junk mail today. They had to open their mailboxes and stare at boring old bills and letters from credit card companies offering great deals on balance transfers 'til May of 09!