The World is My Toaster

Ah, Friday afternoon. It holds such promise, such excitement. The possibilities ahead of me are limited only by my imagination. For the next two days I am master of my destiny.

I make the rules. I don’t have to be anywhere or answer to anyone. I could put on my pajamas right now and lay on my couch ‘til Monday morning. I could drive to Vegas. I could go hang out at the Lakewood mall trolling for young boys (if that were my bag, which it isn’t).

To quote the great orator Eric Cartman, “I’ll do what I want!”

Whatever will I do????