Ode to the Cat

My kitchen smells like cat pee.

Why does my kitchen smell like cat pee?

I don’t have a cat.

What the hell?

The old owner had a cat. He even put the liter box in the dining area, on the carpet.

How gross is that?

I had the carpet cleaned when I moved in, hoping that would take care of it.

And I never smelled the pee after I moved in.

Not until today.

Why me God, why me!!!