Double Ewwwwwwwww!

I just found out that I share a birthday with the Baby Raper Mary Kay Letourneau.

To make myself feel better, I tried to find some famous non-rapists who also share a birthday with me. Here they are:

Brett Butler
Phil Collins
Dick Cheney
Vanessa Redgrave
Gene Hackman
Dick Martin
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Victoria Principal

I still don't feel better.