The Plan is Fool Proof

I’ve decided to win the Lotto. It’s really the only option. If I want to pursue the stand up full-time and still be able to buy my purses, play poker and eat, I need to have more money coming in than going out. But I don’t want to work harder or invest, so the Lotto is the easiest answer. I don’t just want to have a roof over my head and a cupboard full of Ramon noodles, I want to be comfortable. And that comfort can only be bought with Lotto-like money. That or I need to sell a kidney. Let the bidding begin.