I'll Just Grab My Ankles Now, Thanks

I had to buy a replacement pitcher for my Mr. Coffee Iced Tea Maker.





















Mr. Coffee should be ashamed of himself. $9 for a replacement pitcher? I might as well just go buy another iced tea maker. But then what do I do with the old machine? Just throw it away? That's just wasteful.

I wonder how Mr.Coffee sleeps at night? Probably on a pile of money and hookers.