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It was a good weekend. I deserved it, after the long-ass week I had to endure. Seriously, I really do think the week was extra long- like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day long. This week better not be as epic.

Just a quick recap of things I learned his weekend:

• I may have to seriously reconsider the world of stand up comedy and my place in it.
• I have about 10 books in my queue to read.
• My CD collection really doesn't extend past 1999.
• The people who answer the phones at Charter Communications also fling their poo at walls.
• I'm tired of bars and loud music.
• I really like sleeping in my boyfriend's bed. Actually, I really like sleeping with my boyfriend. Actually, I think it's that I really love my boyfriend. I didn't just learn that this weekend, but it's worth restating.