Mamma's Trying To Watch Her Stories

I finally got around to hooking my television and DVD player up. For the past couple weeks I've just been listening to the fine folks at KFI. While I now know who to vote for and how high that wall down south is going to be, it's still not the same as that glowing talky box.

Of course I don't have cable yet, so when I hooked it up to the antenna I discovered the only channel that comes in is the CW. This whole experience is just one big F-you from the Universe.