Big, Fat Babies*

How can a show, that's so obviously an affront to God, be called 7th Heaven? And how, even with the merging of two networks and dozens of shows being cancelled, can this one survive?
And how, being a reasonably intelligent (and completely foxy) woman, can I run home from work to watch it?

*The headline means nothing, I just really wanted it up there-in big ol' letters.