The Best Excuse Ever

Brad Pitt says he won't marry Angelina Jolie until EVERYONE has the right to get married.

What a great excuse to not have to marry her! Brilliant. 'Cause if Brad was really concerned about this he wouldn't have married Jennifer Aniston. And we know this isn't Angelina's idea-she's been married dozens of times.

So in kind, I'm not going to wash my car until everyone in the world has to wash theirs!