Leana's Comedy Blog Etc...

The continuing saga of a single, burgeoning stand-up comedienne/wanna-be poker ingénue/bitter corporate drone/closet hermit/hapless homeowner…living in L.A.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Leave Your Wallets at Home

Police found six human skulls in the home of a New Jersey stripper. Friends of the stripper say a medical student who frequented the strip club where the woman worked may have given them to her. This may be the first time in history that a guy has given a woman head.

Or...This sets a bad precedent for anyone working in the service industry-body parts are not acceptable alternatives to cold, hard cash.


Or...How does the guy fit a human skull into the front of a g-string?

1 Comments:

  • At 9:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "This may be the first time in history that a guy has given a woman head."

    Okay, now I don't care who you are... THAT'S FUNNY!

    Larry, The Cable Guy

     

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