She Never Learns

Leana: I’m having cereal for breakfast.

Travis: Um…what’s the date on that milk?

Leana: Only the13th.

Travis: Today’s the 17th, that milk is four days past due.

Leana: So??

Travis: So, do you want to have a replay of the last time?

Leana: But it’s only four days past due.

Travis: It was four days last time too.

Leana: But I really wanted cereal for breakfast.

Travis: Leana….

Leana: But cereal…

Travis: Leana…

Leana: Fine, I’ll have toast.