Even French Dogs Suck

Last night the people in the hotel room next to mine went out for the evening. That’s fine. No problem. Except that they left their little, yippy, white, fluffy dog in the room without them. Alone to do nothing but bark its little buggy eyes out….until 4 in the fuckin’ morning!!!!!

I called down to the crack staff in the lobby of the Holiday Inn. I don’t think they’d be able to find the third floor if they tried. Bunch of morons. Luckily the gin was finally able to block out the barking.